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The Hayse Blacksmith Shop, located in Eugene, Oregon, is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.
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Vishal Malhotra is an Indian film and television actor and a show host. Malhotra was first seen hosting Disney Hour in 1995, and as a teenager in Hip Hip Hurray in 1998. He also hosted Disney Time on Sony Entertainment Television in 2004. He is also the part of Disney channel's serial named Vicky & Vetaal, in which he plays the role of Vetaal.
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